Team Hannah Brown, y’all.

Can we just make this season to be Hannah’s season all over again—sans Luke P. and Jed? I have a feeling that Peter wants to ask her join his season, but honestly I really believe that the producers asked her to be on the show.

Meanwhile, all these girls are writing their most wild sex stories. While Hannah’s staring in the eyes of Peter. I think Hannah wins this group date rose. However, after Peter asked Hannah to join the house, she refused. And then went on to win Dancing with the Stars. Because of the emotions running high, Peter cancelled it. And we skip straight to the group date cocktail party.  

GROUP DATE ROSE: Sydney 

#ChampagneGate. Let’s go. 

Kelsey is coming off a little desperate, after Mykenna “stole” Peter away and whisked him outside. They didn’t drink the champagne, so why is Kelsey upset? Let’s leave that situation alone, please.

Madison Prewett, the girl who hypes herself on social media. Honestly, relatable. She makes it far. (She has no involvement in #ChampagneGate, I just had to mention that!)

Alright, the bottle is popped and we catch a glimpse of Kelsey’s face which, TBH, is relatable. As Kelsey makes her way on over, we just see Peter and Hannah Ann canoodling. Of course Hannah Ann is involved with this. I mean, Hannah’s Ann defense could be “I thought it was the producers!” But I mean c’mon, who didn’t hear Kelsey talk about her champagne bottle all over the house?!

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE GREATEST MOMENT OF THIS ENTIRE SHOW.

Rose Ceremony: 

Kelley 

Madison 

Mykenna 

Victoria P. 

Natasha 

Jasmine 

Sarah 

Lexi 

Hannah Ann 

Alexa 

Tammy 

Alayah 

Deandra 

Victoria F. 

Shiann 

Kiarra 

Savannah 

Kelsey 

THE GROUP DATE, AKA REVOLVE FASHION SHOW

Peter brought these ladies to Revolve where he and they met the first ever supermodel, the CEO of Revolve, and some man I forgot the name of. Honestly, it’s just practice for these aspiring influencers. I mean, one of them is already a model. (A Sonic model who’s also modeled for Revolve!!!) Victoria F. is trying to get us and Peter on her good side by being “real” and talking about her low self-confidence while being around such expensive, upscale clothing. Honestly, cool, but then I was reminded of her controversial past. You can read about it here.

The fashion show was actually pretty cool—the outfits were fabulous. Most of the girls tried to incorporate showing off to Peter by either dancing sexy or blowing kisses at him. One girl—Victoria F.—even grabbed him at the end and kissed him, thus “increasing her confidence.” It came down to Victoria F. and Hannah Ann, who at the beginning of the fashion show, wore a WEDDING DRESS. Like. C’mon. Ok. Did that scare Peter?? Lol I need to know. But anyway, it came down to Victoria F. and Hannah Ann and HA basically shooed Victoria F. off the stage—but that didn’t stop Victoria F. Hannah Ann ultimately won the show, but Victoria F. won the group date rose.

And then there’s the group date cocktail party. Starting drama, no surprise, is Hannah Ann claiming that she was bullied by other girls in the house (cough, Kelsey, cough). I always hate it when girls claim to be “bullied” because some of them use the term “bullying” very loosely—a word that should not be taken lightly. Peter gives Victoria F. the group date rose and then grabs Kelsey, confronting her about Hannah Ann. Kelsey calls Hannah Ann out for being fake, and goes back to the group crying. She then leaves the group crying.

GROUP DATE ROSE: Victoria F. 

We saw a BIG preview at the end of this episode. I saw a Bachelor theory on Tik Tok (yes, Tik Tok) that Peter got one of the girls pregnant based solely on the words that he said; that’s why his mom was crying “bring her home” and why Papa Chris came to Peter and said, “this is something that we just found out.” I’m not solely convinced of that theory, but it’s something that is in the back of my mind. It looks like there’s more drama surrounding Hannah Ann (and maybe Victoria P.), Demi comes back, and a lot of make out scenes.

Right now, my top five picks are Kelley, Hannah Ann (unfortunately), Victoria P., Madison, and Mykenna.

Until next Monday, have a great weekend lovelies!